There once was a pastor and he wanted to have a great service to shock the crowd and also show off his talking parrot so one day he told the parrot to go out and find some very interesting things to talk about in the the service on sunday. So the parrot had no idea what he meant when he said interesting things so he flew all around the place and the first thing he went to was a club and then he sat on someones shoulder behind the big crowd and the person said, look at how many fucking people, the parrot had not heard that before so he found that interesting so he wrote it down and then flew away.
Next the parrot stopped at a car that was already pulled over by a cop for a ticket they were already and in a heated conversation said the police asked the driver why was he acting like that and the man in the car said cause i could fuckin do that and the cop said do you want me to take you and lock you up for the rest of your life and the man said then I will fucking die with all that going the parrot wrote all of it down on his little note pad.
Finally the parrot passed by a mental instsitute and saw someone with long pieces of lumber so the parrot asked him were you good all your life and the man said no so the parrot asked him how was he going to get to heaven and the man said that is why I\'m building a fucking ladder and the parrot wrote that down. So the following sunday in the middle of service the pastor stopped and said listen people I am not the only one that have been touched by the spirit of preaching but my parrot to has the power to preach. So the parrot got up on the mic and looked at the crowd and said look at how much fucking people. And then the pastor asked why he was doing that and the parrot told him cause he could do that. The pastor now furious told him that he would take and put him in a cage and leave him there for the rest of this life and the parrot said so I guess I will fucking die.So the pastor said with all this language how would you reach to heaven an the parrot said with a fucking ladder.