Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over ninety miles an hour.

'Hey,' asked the brunette at the wheel, 'see any cops following us?'

The blonde turned around for a long look. 'As a matter of fact, I do.'

'Are his flashers on?' asked the brunette.

The blonde turned around again. 'Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup...'