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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which read... 'TWO PROSTITUTES.....$50.00' A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they would either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passes with a sign saying 'JESUS SAVES'. They asked the cop why he let the other car go? He said, 'Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion.' So the ladies took their sign down and took off. The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read...... 'TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER....$50.00'
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(Added: 2003-11-04 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 18)
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