Once there were these three guys walking in the woods late at night when they suddenly got lost. They came upon an old house and decided to ask if they could stay the night. An elderly lady answered the door and the three men asked if they could stay and the lady said sure as long as they stayed out of the room with the red door! So she let them and and showed them the way to the kitchen, the bathroom, and then to their room. Soon after they were ready for bed one man said,' I want to see what is in that room.' The other soon shouted 'me too.' So they all got up and went to check on the old lady who was sound asleep. They crept to the red door, opened it and they saw hundreds of penises hanging from the walls. The door slammed and the lady said I told you not to enter this room and now yours will become one of mine. She asked the first man what his father did for a living. he said a fireman so she burned his penis off. She asked the second man what his father did for a living and he said a policeman so she shot his penis off. The third man began to laugh and she asked what was so funny. He said my dad is a lollypop taster so I guess you will have to suck mine off!