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There was a young man from Tasmania who moved to the big city of Sydney. He managed to get a job working for a big newspaper. The first story he had to do was a human interest theme. He decided to return to his roots and interview a Tasmaian farmer about his life. He found a suitable farmer that had lived his whole life on small farm up in the hills. The first question he asked the farmer was what was the happiest occasion in his life. The farmer replied' Well once the neighbours sheep went missing. We organised a search party and went out and found the sheep. Then we all rooted it and took it home.' The young reporter was shocked and told him there was no way that could be used. He asked what was another happy event in his life. The farmer thought about this for a while and said 'Well once the neighbours daughter went missing so we got a search party together and went out and found her. Then we all rooted her and took her home.' The reporter was appalled. There was no way he could use that so he asked the farmer what was the saddest occasion in his life. After thinking a while the farmer replied 'Well, once I went missing.'
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(Added: 2003-11-24 Rating: 4.60 Votes: 20)
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