When Mrs. Smith woke up that morning she forgot that her and her husband were going to a party that night. So she was such in a big hurry to go get new shoes that she only put her little skirt on and no panties! So when she got to the shoe store the sales man was fitting her shoe size when he looked up and said,"Holy cow lady!!If that was full of ice cream I would eat it." She said,"My gosh I am going to go home and tell my husband and he will come down here and kick your ass." So then when she got home she told her husband what the salesman had said, and she said are'nt you going to go kick his ass? He said," Hell no I am not going to mess with anyone that can eat that much ice cream."