A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, 'You look terrible. What's the problem?' 'My mother died in June,' he said, 'and left me $10,000.' 'Gee, that's tough,' he replied. 'Then in July,' the friend continued, 'My father died, leaving me $50,000.' 'Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed.' 'And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.' 'Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.' 'Then this month,' continued, the friend, 'nothing!'