1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars in a line on the highway waiting to pass a tractor.

2. \"Vacation\" means going to Medford for the weekend.

3. You measure destination in hours.

4. You know several people that have hit more than one deer.

5. You have often switched from heat to A\\C in one day.

6. You use a down comforter in the summer.

7. Your grandparents drive 65 mph in 13 feet of snow, through a raging blizzard and they don\'t even flinch.

8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

9. You install several security lights and leave both doors unlocked.

10. You carry jumper cables in your car, and your wife knows how to use them.

11. There are up to 7 running cars in the grocery store parking lot at any given time.

12. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

13. Driving is better in the winter because all the potholes are filled with snow.

14. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.

15. You know all four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction.

16. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store, because you have to talk to everybody in town.

17. You actually understand these jokes.